"Well, you're rather an exceptional young man, aren't you?"
-PROFESSOR CARSON, Runtime Error

"And if she grows up and she's anything like her mama, she'll be so lucky."
-SALLY, Tornado

"John Oliver said not to let us normalize this. I worry about becoming complacent."
-GEORGE, Where We Are Now

"So you think you did a pretty good job with my kid here?"
-MILLIE, Daughter

"How come everyone seems to know what Mom wanted but me?"
- Penny, Because of Beth

"It's not enough to have a nice apartment, Nate, if you don't have people to share it with."
- Oscar, Age of Chimes

"Ya evah notice how rotten th' lan' smells wherevah we dock? An' thar ain' no birds. I'n't that strange?"
- Ernie Evan, Ernie Evan

"Life is strange when you're sharing your best friend with God."
- Becca, Peanut Butter and Jelly

"My mother is convinced she did something wrong when she was pregnant to make me 'be like this'!"
- Theo, If I Had Known

"You better be quiet or the police are gonna come and find us both and this is the best alley to sleep in!"
- Pedro, Mind Games

"So much of who I am is because I've had to learn to exist with this."
- Riley, Jagged Journey

"Do you ever think that women understand each other in ways men can't?"
- Vivian, Before Lesbians

"This would be special. It's not like I make up stories all the time."
- Julian, Pilar's Brother

"Where did you put the meet more people box?"
- Daniel, Cortex Kin

"Don't you have any friends that you worry what would happen if you lost their friendship?"
- Casey, Spinning

"I can't imagine not having a daddy that was mine."
- Annabel, Tag on Toe

"That's why I like the moon; it reflects on my face so no one will be scared of me."
- Alice, Vespers